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French Dressing, why!?

French dressing is horrible.  Its flavor can only be described as being as pompus as the country to which it was named.  It takes over everything that it touches, and trys to convince your food that its better than it is.  If your obese than french is the way to go, its the only dressing that will make you hate food.  Next time you hear about a local food drive, do everyone a favor and don’t donate it, they’re homeless and hungry, haven’t they suffered enfrench_dressingough?

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2 comments for “French Dressing, why!?”

  1. French dressing reminds me of pancakes… by the time your halfway through them you regret ordering them.

    Posted by mark | March 1, 2009, 3:06 pm
  2. Waiter: You ready to order?

    Idiot: Yes, I’ll have the salad.

    Waiter: What kind of dressing?

    Idiot: Hmmmmmm, I’m kinda in the mood for something vaguely disgusting, I’d like my lettuce to be drowning in gobs of a nauseatingly dessert-like sauce…

    Waiter: French?

    Idiot: Yes. I will die alone.

    Posted by j. luke k. | March 2, 2009, 11:48 am

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